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Exohumans | NPC
IONA LYNGE
Race and Faction
- Species: ExoHuman
- Born: 2598, aboard the spaceship Last Frontier
- Affiliation: Free Brawl Fighter at Old Netter's Rest (Beta Age), Doorwoman & Enforcer, Saloon Gloria (Gamma Age)
Background
Iona Lynge grew up aboard the Last Frontier where, as a child, she towered over her peers — taller and broader than most, especially the girls. Cruel teasing and physical bullying from other children marked her early years, until she discovered that her very size and strength were basically her greatest assets …
After the crash landing on VOI 700 D, Iona Lynge first made her living in Hope’s agricultural industry but soon realized her true calling lay in the brutal spectacle of the Old Netter’s Rest central Brawl Ring. There, she amassed an unprecedented 158 consecutive victories — earning both prize wealth and a fearsome reputation.
Despite her harsh appearance, she also has a gentle side: she rescued an injured Flutterwing after a brawl in Hope, nursed it back to health, and nicknamed it “Bert the Bird.” Bert perches on her shoulder or nestles in her pocket, a constant companion.
After the Great War and the rise of Communardism, GAIA tapped Iona in 2631 to serve as doorwoman for the newly re-opened Saloon Gloria. Paired with Federal Hostess Trixi Da Vinci, she quashes disturbances with unflinching efficiency — always with Bert close at hand.
Though members of the Jane Mendoza Gang operate within the saloon, Iona remains politically neutral; her only allegiance is to Trixi’s leadership and the order she upholds.
Roles by Age
Beta Age
- Brawler & Champion (2626–2631): Dominated the Old Netter’s Rest ring with a flawless winning streak.
Gamma Age
- Doorwoman & Physical Enforcer (2631–present): Controls access to Saloon Gloria, collaborates with Trixi Da Vinci to maintain order under Federal regulations.
Personality
- Traits: Disciplined, stoic, fiercely loyal
- Behavior: Speaks sparingly; projects calm authority; tolerates no nonsense
- Values: Fairness in combat, loyalty to allies, respect earned through strength
Physical Attributes
- Height: 1.78 m
- Weight: 80 kg
- Appearance: Short-cropped hair, muscular build accentuated by rugged leathers; wears a utility belt with a Federal Baton; piercing blue-gray eyes
Combat Statistics
- Armor Class (AC): 15 (studded leather)
- Hit Points (HP): 45
Actions
- Baton Strike (Melee): +7 to hit, 1d6+4 bludgeoning damage.
- Ring the Bell (Audible): Slams baton on post to alert allies; all friendly NPCs within 30 ft gain advantage on their next attack or saving throw.
Special Abilities
- Unyielding Guard: When defending a doorway or chokepoint, Iona gains +2 to AC and saving throws vs. being moved or knocked prone.
- Champion’s Endurance: Once per long rest, when reduced to 0 HP, immediately drop to 1 HP and gain temporary HP equal to her Constitution modifier.
- Bert’s Homing Flight: Iona’s flutterwing, Bert the Bird, can deliver messages reliably and always return home (e.g. Saloon Gloria in the Gamma Age). As an action, Iona can attach a written note (up to 50 g) to Bert and release him.
Motivations and Goals
Beta Age
- Champion’s Glory: Iona pursued her undefeated streak in the Brawl Ring to prove her worth, earn respect, and secure a better future for her family.
- Overcoming Bullies: Haunted by childhood bullying on the Last Frontier, she channels every fight into ensuring no one can ever belittle her again.
Gamma Age
- Maintain Order: Iona takes pride in upholding Saloon Gloria’s rules and protecting Trixi Da Vinci’s social management.
Tactical Advice for Dungeon Masters
Iona Lynge can be used as:
- Formidable Gatekeeper: A first-line obstacle for PCs seeking entry or causing a scene.
- Combat Mentor: Offers to spar with PCs, imparting lessons in discipline and fighting style.
- Silent Ally: In a crisis, reveals her past as a champion to aid PCs against greater threats.